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Kedves Ujak(Kopaszok)!
Mielott bekuldenetek az elso, bemutatkozo vicceiteket, legyetek szivesek
legalabb az utolso 5-10 MOKA-t (lsd.(vagy felolem cocain) SENDDOC)
atolvasni, hogy legalabb olyan viccet kuldjetek be, amit mar regen
elfelejtettunk (pl.oltonyos cigany vagy a pazarlo auto zuhan...).
Nem jo benyomast kelt, ha mar a bemutatkozasotokkor a PgDn gombot kell
nyomogatnunk!
Ja ! Es ha tudtok, kuldjetek be egy par diszno, "izlestelen" viccet is!
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A kovetkezo mualkotasokat egyik amerikai evfolyamtarsam tovabbitotta nekem.
Szerintem eleg jopofi, elvezzetek.
COWS, as you've never seen them before!
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the "dump"
a "dump" "dump" kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to was
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushroom
/\ __
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
* (__)
\ (DD)
\ /-------\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ (__) * ||----|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring a
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow cow
o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(___)
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \ __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / (__)
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(__) \__\ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\/ `
/-------\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---)
( )
/-----\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Phone Bull
______________
}__{ / I'm too sexy \
(00) ( for the grill )
:****** \/ ==='\______________/'
: # ##
##****##
"" ""
. /\ . . : (__)
. / \ . . : (xx)
/ \ . . * : __------\/
/ \ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\
. /| (oo) |\ ** :
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \ . * :
. / | | | | \ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
|______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \-------\/
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
...---...
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (--------
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (--------
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nigh
(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bul
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//
Z O L I
The Chinese Universisty of Hong Kong
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Elvis and Jesus: A coincidence?
Some thoughts on Jesus and Elvis: --------------------------------- >
Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)
Jesus is the Lords's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis' first band was a trio.
Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)
Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.
Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." >
(John 7:37)
Elvis said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)
Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis had irregular eating habits. (e.g. 5 banana splits for breakfast)
Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8) >
Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers.
(The Gospel According to Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers.
(Elvis: A Golden Tribute)
"[Jesus] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow."
(Matthew 28:3)
Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightening bolts.
Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate
Conception High School.
Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered
to be his foremost recordings.
Jesus was the lamb of God.
Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.
Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.
Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
Elvis Presley has 12 letters.
No one knows what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stood for.
No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was "Aron" or
"Aaron".
Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.
Z O L I
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Mie'rt nincs a halnak haja?
(mert sohasem sza'radna meg.)
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Ezt kaptam, megosztom veletek
("Nem mondhatom el senkinek, elmondom hat mondenkinek"i) :
This message has been sent to you for good luck. The original
is in New England. It has been sent around the world nine
times. The luck has now been sent to you. You will receive good luck within
four days of receiving this message - Provided you, in turn send it on.
THIS IS NO JOKE. You will receive good luck in the mail. But no money.
Send copies to people you think need good luck. Don't send money
as fate has no price.Do not keep this message. This message must
leave your hands in 96 hours.
- A United States Air Force Officer received 470,000 Dollars.
- Another Man received 40,000 Dollars and lost it because he broke
the chain.
- Whereas in the Philippines, Gene Welch lost his wife 51 days
after receiving the message. He failed to circulate the message. However,
before his death, he received 7,555,000 dollars.
Please send twenty copies and see what happen in four days.
The chain comes from Venezuela and has written by Saul De Groda,
a Missionary from South America. Since the copy must tour
the world, you must make twenty copies and send them to friends
and associates - After a few days you will get a surprise.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
Do not the following: Constantine Dias received this chain in
1958. He asked his secretary to make twenty copies and send them out. A
few days ater he won a lottery of two million dollars. Carlos Daditt, an
office employee, received the message and forgot that it had to leave
his hands in 96 hours.He lost his job. Later, after finding that message
again, He mailed twentycopies. A few days later he got a better job.
Dalan Fairchild received the message and, not believing - Threw the
message away. Nine days later he died. In 1987, The message received
by a young woman in California was very faded and barely readable.
She promised herself that she would retype the message and send it on,
but she set it aside to do it later. She was plagued with various
problems, including expensive car repairs.
The letter did not leave her hands within 96 hours. She finally
typed the letter as promised and got a new car.
Good Luck but please remember: 20 copies of this message must
leave your hands in 96 hours... You must not sign on this message...
Dr.Dr.K.S., 1994.X.26 USA
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A gepironok elhatarozzak, hogy ha a fonok megint diszno viccet mesel,
kimennek az irodabol. Na, jon a fonok, es igy szol:
- Hallottak, holgyeim, hogy jott egy hajo 30 szexehes matrozzal?!
A gepironok indulnak kifele.
- Na de hova sietnek? Nem kell rohanni, a hajo meg a jovo heten is
itt lesz!
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A volegeny latogatoba ment a menyasszony csaladjahoz, nezelodik a
szobaban.
- De szep levelnehezek - emel fel egy kulonos formaju valamit az
asztalrol - milyen kozet ez?
- Az nem kozet, fiacskam, hanem a lanyom legutobbi sutemenye!
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Arisztid meghokkenve latja a tengeri uton, hogy kabintarsa, Taszilo
hosszu noi haloinget vesz fel alvashoz.
- Hat teged mi lelt? Vensegedre tranzvesztita lettel?
- Dehogyis! De, tudod, ha sullyed a hajo, mindig a noket es a
gyerekeket mentik elobb...
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- Asszony, mar megint egy uj kalap! Nem tudsz masra gondolni,
minthogy a fejedet feldiszitsd?!
- Miert, jobb lenne, ha a tiedet diszitenem fel?
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A tancosno szep, de oly konnyuveru, hogy az intendans megsokallja es
beszel az anyjaval.
- Hallja-e, joasszony, amaga lanya leder!
- Mar, hogy lenne leder, amikor csak egy ferfivel van viszonya!
- Csak eggyel-e? Ki az?
- A nagysagos Zsokeklub ur!
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- Doktor ur, en fekete haju vagyok. A felesegem is az, a gyerekunk
megis voros. Hogy lehet ez?
- Milyen gyakran kozeledik a felesegehez? Hetente?
- Neeem...
- Havonta?
- Neeem...
- Meg ritkabban? Akkor mar ertem! Berozsdasodott a kedves felesege!
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- Mama, en nem akarok Amerikaba menni!
- Ne nyafogj, kisfiam.
- De mama, en igazan nem akarok Amerikaba menni!
- Eleget hisztiztel, kisfiam.
- De mama, en soha... en egyaltalan... en tenyleg nem akarok Amerikaba menni!
- Eleg legyen mostmar, mert komolyan megharagszom. Szepen csukd be a szad es
ussz tovabb!
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- Mama, en ugy szeretem a nagypapat!
- Orulok, kisfiam.
- Szeretem simogatni a kopasz fejet...
- Csak tulzasba ne vidd, kisfiam.
- Szeretem huzigalni a szakallat...
- Hagyd mindjart abba, pimasz kolyke! Azonnal csukd vissza a koporsot!
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50-es evek:
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Egy cigany putrijan hajnali haromkor vadul verik a falat. A reszketo, ha-
lalsapadt cigany kibujik az ajtofuggonykent szolgalo zsakdarab alol - hat
ott all a halal a kaszajaval.
- Hala Isten - sohajt fel a cigany - mar attol feltem, hogy az AVO.
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- Kik az igazi pesszimistak?
- ???
- A jol informalt optimistak.
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- Hogy hivtak az elso emberpart?
- ???
- Adamov elvtars es hitvese Bordacska.
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- Na, gyerekek - mondja a tanito neni - ki tudna nekem egy szep nagy folyot
mondani? Pistike?
- A Nilus.
- Jol van, kisfiam. Hat te, Jancsika?
- A Volga.
- Meg jobb. Es te, Moricka?
Moricka fogja magat, kimegy a katedrahoz, es a tanito neni fulebe sugja:
- A Duna.
- Rendben van, Moricka, de miert kellett ezt sugni?
- Azert, tanito neni kerem, mert tegnap este azt mondta a papam, hogy arrol,
ami nalunk folyik, csak suttogva lehet beszelni.
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Mara ennyi, sziasztok!
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Editke: Kepzeld, a nagymama nem fog tobbe meselni
estenkent.
Katika: Miert?
Editke: Szegeny megbetegedett es kivettek a mesekovet.
Geza
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Mivel to~bben e'rdeklo"dtek GIF e's JPEG ne'zegeto" programok ira'nt: A
szoka'sos ftp site-on (bme-tel.ttt.bme.hu) van egy ilyen shareware prg.
Re'szletek a /pub/income/hocipo/olvass.el file-ban.
E's most a ba'tyo'-fe'le konvencio'hoz tartva'n magamat, az u~gyrendi
ke'rde'sek uta'n MOKA:
Q: Mie'rt visz a BIT-es (gyenge'bbek e's idegenbe szakadtak kedve'e'rt:
Baloldali Ifju'sa'gi Ta'rsula's) ho"sszerelmes vo~ro~s szekfu"t az ima'dott
ho~lgynek?
A: Mert ha'tha MaSzoP.
Q: A prosti szinoni'ma'ja?
A: Nemi szerver.
U~dv
Umann Korne'l
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